Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Oldest Turkeys in America

I spent much of July reading Animal, Vegetable, Miracle, Barbara Kingsolver's polemical memoir about her family's year spent eating mostly locally grown food, and becoming increasingly dogmatic myself about buying local. John claims, not without a trace of regret, that this book has "changed our lives." On the whole I found it an engaging and amusing story, and I learned a good deal about the politics and processes behind how food ends up at my local Stop & Shop.

An exception was the chapter about meat, which was too holier-than-thou even for my sanctimonious ass. Kingsolver spends this chapter (sorry, I can't tell you which because the book is already back at the library) arguing that the most righteous and healthy decision we can make about eating meat is to eat free range, grass fed poultry and meat from a farmer we know. Her husband and co-author Steven Hopp presents compelling data and a well stated argument for why factory farms, where animals are maintained in such small spaces that they are unable to move and contagions spread like wildfire, are to be avoided. He presents both the ethical perspective of our responsibility not to be cruel to our fellow creatures and the environmental arguments that they generate tons of waste that need not be--the waste of traditionally grazed animals fertilizes the very soil that grows their food. But cutting meat out altogether, Kingsolver suggests, is not only unhealthy, as we cannot get the protein we need without meat. It is environmentally problematic: soy-based and other meat substitutes consume exponentially more energy than locally raised meats because of where they are produced and the transport costs of getting them to our tables.

Kingsolver is on the shakiest ground, though, when she derides some teenaged starlet's "billowing ignorance" and "sanctimony" for stating in one of Kingsolver's daughter's entertainment magazines that she is a vegetarian for ethical reasons. Not only does she choose not to eat meat herself, this young actress would like to free all farm animals from captivity. Kingsolver suggests that this notion is naive because cows and chickens are so ignorant after generations of domesticity that they would be unable to survive without the care of humans. Therefore, we are obligated to continue to care for them. I haven't read the statements of this actress, as neither the author nor the source was cited in Animal, Vegetable, Miracle, but it struck me as self-serving of Kingsolver to call the actress's moral position ignorant to further her own view that humans possess noblesse oblige toward the dumb animals they find so tasty. Her logic reminds me of all the folks who figure we have to stick it out in Iraq, because it's such a godawful mess, without being willing to take any responsibility for having created that mess.

Another issue I had with the book was the argument that what Kingsolver and her family did is a practical and affordable solution for all of us. She pats herself on the back for all of the money she saved by growing her own potatoes, tomatoes, onions, and dozens of other varieties of fruits and vegetables. Fortunately, most of us live in cities and do not have access to the acreage that Kingsolver farmed as part of her experiment. I say fortunately because farming, no matter how planfully and conscientiously done, is degrading to the local environment. What Kingsolver has achieved is lovely and delightful for her and her family, but not a viable use of resources for any more than an elite few in the United States.

A chapter I particularly enjoyed, though, with nary a raised hackle, described Kingsolver's attempts to raise a breeding flock of turkeys. According to Kingsolver, the vast majority of turkeys raised in the United States are hatched in the early spring, raised to have such enormous breasts that they cannot actually walk (not a problem in factory farms, where they can't move anyway!), and slaughtered sometime before Thanksgiving. Thus, when the half dozen or so chicks that she acquired (minus one tom, who by proving himself a menace to the hens in her flock earned himself a place of honor on the Kingsolver-Hopp Thanksgiving table) survived until the following mating season, they were among the most elderly of all domestic turkeys in the United States. And raising turkeys who have had all survival skills bred out of them proved no small task, from having to show the chicks that the feed she gave them was more nourishing than the commas and periods on the newspapers on the floor of their pen, to creating just the right atmosphere and lighting to make the toms and hens feel amorous around mating time. Kingsolver even describes the multiple various attempts she made to encourage her hens, who appeared to have lost all of the most fundamental bird instincts, to sit on their eggs to incubate them through the cold weeks until hatching time.

It's definitely an amusing story that will expand your awareness of the origins of your food, and perhaps make you more conscientious about what you buy, as it did for us (just look at all of the fabulous stuff from our New Haven farmer's market, pictured above). Don't bother with the recipes, though. The few I tried were blander versions of pretty pedestrian stuff you probably already make better yourself. I haven't yet sorted out how we'll continue this new lifestyle after the ground freezes.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Degenerate Gamblers

John and I went to at Saratoga Racetrack on Saturday, August 18, one of only 6 Saturdays this is possible each year. It's a spiffy place. It's the oldest Grade I horse-racing venue in the United States, and the owners have done a magnificent job of preserving all of the stuff people did a much better job at building in 1863. Even the modern drinking fountains have the original wooden white and red "Water Cooler" signs to direct your attention to them. I love that!

We found ourselves a nice little piece of real estate at the top of the stretch. In front of me is, well, the top of the stretch (the final turn before the finish line, I've deduced ... please correct me if I'm wrong). Saratoga Racetrack also has a large area immediately when you enter the park with tall coniferous trees and a nice bed of pine needles where spectators enjoyed shade and a lovely piney smell for most of the afternoon. You could see the horses as they were led to the gates from here, but the stands blocked any view of the races themselves. Many of the spectators seemed oblivious to the racing going on there, and seemed to be meeting up with friends and family for their annual day of picnics and bloody Marys.

Behind us was a dirt path on which the horses were led to the gates. I was able to assess the musculature and spirit of several horses from this vantage point, none of which went on to win, place, or show. Johnny, inside the concessions and betting area, studying his Daily Racing Form. It pays to do your research ... he later won an exacta that paid $43.75 on a $2 bet.
A New Orleans jazz band entertaining folks between races.
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The 'springs' in Saratoga Springs refers to natural hot and cold mineral springs that occur locally. Spas built around them provided another foundation for tourism in the area. We sampled these at Saratoga Springs state park. The still spring water was cool and sweet. The taste of the healing mineral water can best be described as poopy.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Blueberry Squares Recipe

1 c flour
1/2 c rolled oats
1/2 t baking powder
3 T that leftover bacon fat you have in a jar at the back of your refrigerator
1/2 c sugar
1 beaten egg
1/4 t salt
however many blueberries ya got

Work first seven ingredients together with your clean fingers until you get coarse crumbs. Press half the mixture into greased 8" square pan. Spread blueberries on top. Cover with remaining crumbs. Bake 25 minutes at 350 degrees until edges are brown.

Vegetarian/Kosher-dairy/non-thrombotic version: substitute butter for bacon fat.
Vegan version: don't bother, you don't know how to enjoy desserts.

Recipe adapted from Bishop's Orchards Blueberry Squares.

Lil' Pea Pickers

Against my better judgment and my general impatience for looking at pictures of other people's kids, this post is pure gushing at the cuteness of my friend Rebecca's kids. But really, since I like them, it follows that they possess specialness in far greater abundance than your usual 5- and 7-year-olds.

So here's blueberry-picker-extraordinaire Moshe:
His older sister Batya and her friend Abigail:
And here's what happened when my pal Moshe caught wind of a photograph being taken that did not feature him prominently:
And mother (and low-profile but high volume blueberry picker) Rebecca:
I picked $11 worth of blueberries, and after one and a half dozen blueberry biscuits, 16 blueberry squares, 1,784 fresh blueberries (so good for breakfast with rolled oats, brown sugar and milk), we are finally blueberried out.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

The Dirty Little Steel Town ...




... full of surprises.


Like this grotto. How many grottoes can you name in your town?*


*contest not open to residents of Dickeyville, WI.

When in Milwaukee

(cue the inspiring religious music ... full chorus)



Did you know that you can fit 4,000 cases of fine Miller product in one railroad car? That's a lot of beer. At the brewery tour on the Old Plank Road in Milwaukee, they tell you in many ways just how much beer that is. But the take-away message was pretty clear: they make a LOT of beer there. And the dirty little secret they don't want you to know? All of it isn't cold filtered. We were horrified.


Not too horrified to indulge in one of 4 samples that were offered gratis, though. This photograph was taken by some Japanese tourists, with whom we shared this table. The fact that this photo was taken by Japanese people is neither here nor there.


Mom on the cusp of an important decision. Stay with what is comfortable and familiar, or follow her dreams aboard the Miller High Life bus. Visit next month to find out what she decided.

Bingo Bingo Bingo Bingo


Yes, some first editions of Captains Courageous are currently on display at the Beinecke Rare Books and Manuscripts Library at Yale. Time for another visit to New Haven, clearly.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Rain in the Berkshires


drove us inside the Norman Rockwell Museum. It was actually pretty cool! It was Charlotte's first museum experience, and she behaved a lot better than I did. That kid is gonna be a smarty.

We were also forced by the rain to have cocktails on the grand veranda of the Red Lion Inn (established a mere 2oo years before my birth) in Stockbridge, Mass. Stupid rain!





NYC by bike


Yep, Rebecca, Mark, Dov (and by the way he wore his baseball cap, hood and helmet in that exact configuration all day) and I rode in each of the five boroughs of New York City, (some 40 miles all told) ending our tour by crossing the over-a-mile-long Verrazano-Narrows Bridge from Brooklyn into Staten Island. That's the Staten Island ferry in the background. We know, we rule.

Every two years, whether

it's warranted or not. That's how often I'll update this blog.

Missing the spirit of the blog, you say? Pshaw!